#  Goldfish Warning Episode 2
#  Translated by Kaori-chan and Michiko-chan
#  Edited and Timed by Momopi-chan

{Title} Story 2: Everybody come!! Fun school of the Pink Goldfish
{PRINCIPAL} And so Inakano Junior High began a new start as Shin-Inakano Junior High.
{CHITOSE} To the new teachers, I am the chairwoman of the board of trustees, Chitose Fujinomiya.
{Teachers}  Wow, she's so young. 
{}  How Beautiful.
{}  So cute.
{CHITOSE} Hahaha! Say more!!
{}  I'd like to make this school better in education, sports, and all other subjects than any other school around. Especially Tokaino Junior High.
{CHITOSE} Wha, What is it!?
{Wapiko} Oh, move that over there.
{Man} OK
{CHITOSE} Wapiko, what are you doing?
{Wapiko} Huh? It's a cow shed.
{Cow} Hi
{CHITOSE} Wow! This is a school!!
{Wapiko} What?! But there was one in the old school.
{}     We're also building oone for pigs and chickens and cats.
{CHITOSE} Noooooooooo!
{Wapiko} Whaaa!!
{CHITOSE} Look, this isn't the old school anymore. It is my school.
{Comment} (Wapiko imagines a scrub's (tawashi) school. This is a joke to "Watashi no gakkou". Watashi and Tawashi.)
{CHITOSE} It's not a scrub's school! It's my school!
{}     Just break it down now, understand?
{}     No way we're going to have a cow shed in the playground. My goal is a intellectual and graceful school.  
{}     Oh yes, in order to do that, I must first get the bases down.
{}      I will be the president of the student council, but I would like you, Kitagawa-kun, to become the vice president.
{SHU} Vice president?
{CHITOSE} Please, say yes. I can't think of anyone else.
{SHU} Um...
{CHITOSE} Yes?
{SHU} Is the post for secretary and treasurer still open?
{CHITOSE} Huh? Yes, I still haven't decided.
{SHU} Then let Wapiko and Aoi become a member of the student council.
{WAPIKO} What!? No way! Not those people!
{SHU} Then, I won't accept the post. Please find someone else.
{CHITOSE} Kitagawa-kun?!
{Student 1} Miss president! This is something serious!
{YURIKA} What? So noisy.
{Student 1} This poster was on the front gate.
{YURIKA} Shin-Inakano Junior High?
Student 2: It seems like it is a new school.
{YURIKA} Oh, its near our school! How annoying.
{} What is this.
{TANAKAYAMA} (Laughs) Let me explain this.
{YURIKA} Who are you?
{TANAKAYAMA} I'm not that important to introduce....
{YURIKA} Hi, is this the police? There's a suspicious man in here!!!
{TANAKAYAMA} I'll introduce!! I'll introduce!!!
{} I am the former lawyer for the Fujinomiya family, Tanakayama.
{YURIKA} Fujinomiya!? That girl who became poor and left this school which served her right, and made me glad, that Chitose Fujinomiya!?
{TANAKAYAMA} Yes.
{} That school was built by Chitose Fujinomiya.
{YURIKA} What!?
{WAPIKO} Its nice that a lot of people came huh, Chi-chan!
{CHITOSE} Why isn't there anyone good for student council posts!?
{WAPIKO} Chi-chan, do you want some candy?
{CHITOSE} N, No thanks!
{} But there's no way I could put this in to the post...
{PRINCIPAL} And so we would like to value the individual's talent and individuality....
{}  In order to pull the most out of  the individual.....
{Aoi} Don't fall asleep, Wapiko.
{CHITOSE} Yurika Tubohei!
{YURIKA} Oh.
{CHITOSE} What are you doing here!?
{YURIKA} Haven't seen you for a while, Miss Chitose Fujinomiya.
{} I have come here as the president of the student council at Tokaino Junior High to greet you.
{CHITOSE} Oh, that's very kind of you. Greeting to you too.
{} I am the president of student council, Chitose Fujinomiya.
{WAPIKO} What are they?
{SHU} Seems like they are like destined rivals.
{YURIKA} Anyhow, these buildings look cheap since they were built so quickly.
{Student 1} Yes.
{Student 2} Not even close to our school.
{CHITOSE} Well I'm sorry!!
{YURIKA} How vulgar.
{} If the president who stands on top of everyone is like this, the school itself is something to worry about.
{}    Everyone should reconsider about attending this school.
{}    Huh?
{Cow} Hey.
{YURIKA} Noooooo!!!!!
{WAPIKO} Ooops.
{CHITOSE} Wapiko! What is this all about?!
{WAPIKO} Because Chi-chan said we can't build a shed....
{CHITOSE} But you don't have to let the animals loose! Do something!?
{Student 1} Miss Yurika!?
{Student 2} Are  you all right?
{YURIKA}  Agh. Lets leave for now.
{PRINCIPAL} Excuse me. 
{}     Here's the mike.
{WAPIKO} Darumasan ga koronnda!! (This is a Japanese game. Everyone has to stop moving when someone finishes saying this)
{Cow 1} I
{Cow 2} Unconsciously
{Cow 3} Stopped.
{WAPIKO} Hey!! Piko and Ina and Mary, I told you to be quiet and wait!
{}      No excuses!!! Just go back!!
{}      Here, go go!!       
{Student 1} Miss Yurika... So heavy....
{WAPIKO} Sorry for the mess!
{CHITOSE} There will be no one left....
{}     Before we defeat Tokaino Junior High, the school will break down.
{PRINCIPAL} Ehem. I forgot to mention that as one of our school's uniqueness, we allow the students to directly contact with animals like that and train our mind to become more rich in human sense....
{CHITOSE} Huh?
{Aoi} Nice follow up
{Mother} So that's why the cows...
{Child} Its so fun Mom!
{CHITOSE} You're joking!?
{WAPIKO} Really!? So we could build a cow shed!?
{CHITOSE} Yes, yes.
{WAPIKO} Then, then, can we also build a pig pin and chicken house and cat house!?
{CHITOSE} Just do whatever you want.
{WAPIKO} Yaaaay!!!!
{CHITOSE} God, this gives me a head ache.
{SHU} Very permissive, Miss President.
{CHITOSE} I can't do anything about it.
{}     ..... Oh well, I can't find anyone else, so I cant do anything about it.
{}     Wapiko!
{WAPIKO} Huh?
{Chitose} Wapiko, would you become a member of the student council?
{YURIKA} Remember that!!!!
{Student 1} Miss Yurika... so vulgar!
{Preview} Preview of Next Episode
{Wapiko} Hi!
{Wapiko}  Hey Chi-chan, Chi-chan
{CHITOSE} What? I'm busy.
{WAPIKO} What are those bunny eared people doing with a video camera?
{CHITOSE} Huh!? They're here to spy on us!
{WAPIKO} Hey Chi-chan.
{CHITOSE} What is it now!?
{WAPIKO} Gyopi-chan is gone.
{CHITOSE} What!?
{WAPIKO} The next Goldfish Warning is Shin-Inakano Junior High Spying Operation and
{CHITOSE} Disappeared Gyopi-chan
{WAPIKO} Tomorrow's also excellent, be happy!!